Friday, October 15, 2010
MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL Is Here!!!
Pop-out the corks on your favorite bottles of wine!!!
Oh, and my preference would be Oliver Wine - http://www.oliverwinery.com/ - (the Sweet Red kind)!
Or better yet, how ‘bout a fabulously warm and smooth Black Russian?
It’s a big ‘ole huge TGIF Toast-Time in D. D. Scott-ville’s Muse Who-ville!!!
MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL (the book) is here!!!
Today is the official Release Day for my MUSE THERAPY book and the official Release Day for the pampering of muses the world over!!!
No longer will your creative divas be boo-hooing and pouting like naughty children.
Well...they’ll still be naughty and a wee bit child-like too. And probably on the nutty side of life as well...but in a fabulous, sparkly nuthouse where they’re about to be crowned the Kings and Queens of Your Creative Kingdoms!
Here’s the scoop...
MUSE THERAPY – the book version of my wildly successful Muse Therapy Online Classes and Live Workshops - utilizes fun and fabulous tools to inject life into writers’ tired and/or stressed out muses. By showing you how to analyze your muses’ funks, rein in your creative divas and ultimately up your page counts, I’ve created a writer’s go-to-manual for “muse disorders”. I’ll help you dig deep then deeper still into your writer psyche.
Why am I helping writers the world over?
I’ll tell y’all why...
Once upon a time my muses weren’t ticking. They were ticked off. Why? Because they were too damn tired and stressed out trying to find their way on the Yellow Brick Road to Publishing Oz. Screw the Happily Ever After. My creative divas couldn’t produce past page one.
Saying that writing-for-publication is tough is the bolder-than-bold-faced understatement of the new millennium. Writing-for-publication is a bitch! There’s just no sweeter-than-raw-sugar way to say it. And with today’s huge economic and technological changes, it ain’t gettin’ any easier.
But once I show you how to recognize, acknowledge and accept your muses’ afflictions and teach you my tricks, tips and “trips” to treat the word witches of your writing world, you and your muses will be cranking out pages with gusto.
Here’s the secret MUSE THERAPY reveals...and thus why we’re all about popping corks today in D. D. Scott-ville...
Upping page counts isn’t done by hurling nasty insults at your muses. Oh no. When writing-for-publication, you must wine and dine those divas. Whether it’s with coffee, chocolate, fabulous finds in some chic boutique, or with what I call Muse Therapy Trips, it’s all about pampering those chicks and chucks ‘til you get out of them exactly what you want...and then some.
With MUSE THERAPY, you’ll have a terrific, LOL time conquering your creative divas and taking back the crown of your personal Muse-ville kingdoms.
So if alcohol and/or liquor aren’t your thing, then flip-on your
Sink your teeth into a
Shop ‘til you drop
Sit your ass in your comfy-est chair and put-up your feet
You’re ready to embark on your first of many MUSE THERAPY Sessions.
Welcome to “therapy”...MUSE THERAPY that is.
Here is the Amazon link to get you going (I'll also post the Smashwords link as soon as I have it.):
I can’t wait to Meet-and Greet Your Muses!!!
Sexy Sassy Smart MUSE THERAPY Wishes --- D. D. Scott
P.S. And to help y’all out in your MUSE THERAPY journey, beginning tomorrow (Saturday, October 16th), I’m going to be hosting some of the fabulous writers/authors and their muses too that I’ve met while bringing MUSE THERAPY to life!
P.S.S. To kick-off our D. D. Scott-ville Meet The Muses Mayhem, I’m welcoming High-Class Hillbilly Writer Tonya Kappes (http://tonyakappes.com) and her feather boa-d muse Lucky Lucy! You won’t want to miss our hillbilly mayhem tomorrow!!!
P.S.S. To tide you over 'til then, since it is TGIF Bitchy Sign, Quotes & Anecdotes Day in D. D. Scott-ville, I'm leaving you with the Queen of All Bitchy Signs that will treat you thru-out MUSE THERAPY. This little gem will be your life-line on your writing-for-publication journey...
Labels: All-Things-Muses, Behind and Beyond My Books, Bitchy Signs, Muse Therapy, Muse Therapy Guest Bloggers
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