Friday, September 24, 2010
Bitchy Signs, Shout-outs, Quotes & Anecdotes
To celebrate the kick-off of the final three weeks 'til my MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL Release Day --- October 15th is the muse magical day --- I've got a brand spankin' new blog feature I'm calling "Bitchy Signs, Shout-Outs, Quotes and Anecdotes"!
Here's the scoop...
In my Muse Therapy Online Classes and Live Workshops as well as in MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL (the book version of the classes & workshops), I use a ton of fun and fabulous Bitchy Signs, Quotes and Anecdotes to help writers rein in and reign over their creative divas.
Because I'm a visual kinda gal. Perhaps because I paint and draw as well as write, but perhaps too because I'm all about "seeing" my life not thru rose-colored glasses but thru the beyond farcical LOL spins and images that make life what it is...at times, one huge mess...at times, one glorious, Prince Poppycock-style extravaganza.
So when me and my muses are feelin' blue or a wee bit stressed out, tired and cranky, we rely on fabulous bitchy signs, quotes and anecdotes so as not to feel quite so alone in our Cranky Bitch-Queen Mode.
To kick-off the countdown 'til MUSE THERAPY hits e-shelves the world over PLUS to kick-off all our weekends with some bodacious and bitchy humor, I'm doing this TGIF Bitchy Signs, Shout-outs, Quotes and Anecdotes blog post series.
So ready...set...go...let's roll-out the first Bitchy Sign:
Now, in D. D. Scott-ville, the coffee is a dark, dark roast or espresso and the hairspray, on a bad hair day, well, it's nothin' short of that damn near freeze-dried shit. So yeah. Look out, y'all. When I feel the need to refer to this sign, step on back. Flip-on the espresso machine. And pop-off the lid on the nearest can of hairspray. 'Cause this Bitch is comin' through!!! Oh yeahhh. She's one tough chick!!!
And see what can happen if you follow this advise?
You could be the next Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn's Holly as well as Audrey herself are huge parts of my Muse Therapy Sessions!)...yes, as in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S Holly Golightly...
Okay...that's today's Bitchy Sign plus the fabulous potential results it can give you if taken...well...not-quite-so-seriously!
And how's this for a bit of fabulousness?!
Coming soon to my http://www.DDScott.com is a page dedicated to all my favorite Bitchy Signs. And I'll even have contests going where y'all can submit your signs to post to the page too!!! Plus, there's a ton more Muse Therapy Cranky-Bitch Stuff on the horizon. So stay-tuned!!!
In the mean time, harness your Inner Bitch and rock on!!!
Sexy Sassy Smart Muse Therapy Bitchy Signs Wishes --- D. D. Scott
P.S. My post today is dedicated to my fabulous new BFF Tonya Kappes of The Naked Hero Grog who's had one rough week...read all about her week from Hell at http://thenakedhero.com/writers-eye-syndrome .
Labels: All-Things-Muses, Bitchy Signs, Muse Therapy
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