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    Friday, September 24, 2010

    Bitchy Signs, Shout-outs, Quotes & Anecdotes

    TGIF, All!!!

    To celebrate the kick-off of the final three weeks 'til my MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL Release Day --- October 15th is the muse magical day --- I've got a brand spankin' new blog feature I'm calling "Bitchy Signs, Shout-Outs, Quotes and Anecdotes"!

    Here's the scoop...

    In my Muse Therapy Online Classes and Live Workshops as well as in MUSE THERAPY: UNLEASHING YOUR INNER SYBIL (the book version of the classes & workshops), I use a ton of fun and fabulous Bitchy Signs, Quotes and Anecdotes to help writers rein in and reign over their creative divas.

    Why?

    Because I'm a visual kinda gal. Perhaps because I paint and draw as well as write, but perhaps too because I'm all about "seeing" my life not thru rose-colored glasses but thru the beyond farcical LOL spins and images that make life what it is...at times, one huge mess...at times, one glorious, Prince Poppycock-style extravaganza.

    So when me and my muses are feelin' blue or a wee bit stressed out, tired and cranky, we rely on fabulous bitchy signs, quotes and anecdotes so as not to feel quite so alone in our Cranky Bitch-Queen Mode.

    To kick-off the countdown 'til MUSE THERAPY hits e-shelves the world over PLUS to kick-off all our weekends with some bodacious and bitchy humor, I'm doing this TGIF Bitchy Signs, Shout-outs, Quotes and Anecdotes blog post series.

    Fun stuff!!!

    So ready...set...go...let's roll-out the first Bitchy Sign:





    Now, in D. D. Scott-ville, the coffee is a dark, dark roast or espresso and the hairspray, on a bad hair day, well, it's nothin' short of that damn near freeze-dried shit. So yeah. Look out, y'all. When I feel the need to refer to this sign, step on back. Flip-on the espresso machine. And pop-off the lid on the nearest can of hairspray. 'Cause this Bitch is comin' through!!! Oh yeahhh. She's one tough chick!!!

    And see what can happen if you follow this advise?

    You could be the next Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn's Holly as well as Audrey herself are huge parts of my Muse Therapy Sessions!)...yes, as in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S Holly Golightly...





    Okay...that's today's Bitchy Sign plus the fabulous potential results it can give you if taken...well...not-quite-so-seriously!

    And how's this for a bit of fabulousness?!

    Coming soon to my http://www.DDScott.com is a page dedicated to all my favorite Bitchy Signs. And I'll even have contests going where y'all can submit your signs to post to the page too!!! Plus, there's a ton more Muse Therapy Cranky-Bitch Stuff on the horizon. So stay-tuned!!!

    In the mean time, harness your Inner Bitch and rock on!!!

    Sexy Sassy Smart Muse Therapy Bitchy Signs Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    P.S. My post today is dedicated to my fabulous new BFF Tonya Kappes of The Naked Hero Grog who's had one rough week...read all about her week from Hell at http://thenakedhero.com/writers-eye-syndrome .

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    12 Comments:
    Blogger Misa said...

    LOVE Audrey Hepburn in everything, but especially in Breakfast at Tiffany's. I have her emblazoned on a t-shirt.

    Hmmm, I can do bitchy, maybe a little too well. Can't wait to see the new page devoted to bitchy signs!

    September 24, 2010 at 6:08 AM  
    Blogger D.D. Scott said...

    Ooooooo...I need to get me and my muses an Audrey T-Shirt! Fabulous idea!!! Thanks, Misa!!!

    Sometimes I just catch myself wandering the house singing "Moon River"...

    And you can bet your sweet bippie that at RWA11 in NYC, I'm sooo "doin' the Audrey" in front of Tiffany's windows. How fun will that be?!!! Wanna join me?!

    Save-up your Bitchy Signs, Sister, 'cause we'll all get a big-time kick outta 'em on the new page...hope to have it up this Winter for a little Winter Doldrums pick-me-up.

    Sexy Sassy Smart Bitchy Signs and Hepburn Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    September 24, 2010 at 6:20 AM  
    Blogger Tonya Kappes said...

    I'm bowing down to the queen of bootscootin' muse tootin' queen of sass! Thanks D.D. you make me smile from head to toe:)

    September 24, 2010 at 12:24 PM  
    Blogger jaw said...

    Hi D.D., Yes, "fun stuff" to read------your blog! I've always liked Audrey Hepburn, too. I'm looking forward to all of your upcoming signs, shout-outs, quotes, & anecdotes!!!

    September 24, 2010 at 7:48 PM  
    Blogger MichelineMcAllister said...

    Love your blog!! I also really need to sign up for Muse therapy soon!!! :0)

    September 26, 2010 at 10:35 AM  
    Blogger jeff7salter said...

    D.D.
    I guess I've known some of the male gender who are indeed bitchy. But I'm kinda drawing a blank on how this would help MY writing.
    Can you give me an image to work on which would correspond to this "inner bitch" you keep referring to?
    [can't wait for your reply to this]
    Ha.
    Jeff

    September 26, 2010 at 6:06 PM  
    Blogger jeff7salter said...

    I thought I posted a comment here, but it sent me to a white screen and my comment has disappeared.
    Dagnabbit! I think it was a good one, too.
    Jeff

    September 26, 2010 at 6:09 PM  
    Blogger D.D. Scott said...

    Making you smile was one of my goals for this post, Tonya!

    You sooo needed that after you're tough, tough TOUGH last week.

    And as long as your head and toes are cozy and warm and smiling, the rest of your body, heart and soul will soon follow. (I think that's medical fact, right? At least the part about being warm...LOL!)

    Sexy Sassy Smart Smiling All Over Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    September 27, 2010 at 3:58 AM  
    Blogger D.D. Scott said...

    Hi, jaw!

    Sooo thrilled you're always finding "fun stuff" here at my blog!!!

    I get a kick outta making y'all laugh!!!

    Life is just wayyy too damn short not to have something to make us giggle.

    Sexy Sassy Smart D. D. Scott Fun Stuff Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    September 27, 2010 at 4:01 AM  
    Blogger D.D. Scott said...

    Welcome to D. D. Scott-ville, Micheline!

    Sooo glad to hear you're luuuvvvin' it here!

    And ooooooo...me and my muses would luv to see you and your muses in Muse Therapy!!! We'll be watching for you!

    Luv your fabulous sassy-chick-girl avatar too!

    Sexy Sassy Smart Muse Therapy Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    September 27, 2010 at 4:50 AM  
    Blogger D.D. Scott said...

    Hi, Jeff!

    No worries or dagnabbits...I got your posts! Fun stuff all-around!

    And no worries either on a "bitchy sign" to reach your Inner Bitch...Testosterone Style Diva or Dan...LOL!!!

    I've got a ton of those too!!!

    In fact this coming Friday's Bitchy Sign post will be a tribute to you, Jeff!

    We'll go with a neutral kinda, super supreme sign that will work no matter whether you're full of estrogen and progesterone or testosterone!!!

    So stay-tuned for this Friday's Bitchy Sign feature!!!

    Sexy Sassy Smart Unisex Muse Therapy Wishes --- D. D. Scott

    September 27, 2010 at 4:57 AM  
    Blogger jeff7salter said...

    Can't wait, D.D.
    Or should I be worried?
    I may not want to ever meet my 'inner bitch' (or whatever corresponds).
    Ha.

    September 27, 2010 at 8:18 AM  

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