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    Wednesday, January 28, 2009

    D. D. Scott, Muse Therapist

    I'm thrilled to announce a new set of articles I'll be debuting soon on Muse Therapy.

    And no, I'm not talking about MUSE Therapy as in erectile dysfunction therapy in which 'MUSE' stands for a 'medicated urethral system for erection'. No. No. This is not about injecting pellets into the penis to ensure erection.

    Muse Therapy - D. D. Scott style - will consists of a series of articles launching me as a writer's go-to-gal for therapy aimed at injecting life, words, ideas, and stories into their tired and/or stressed out muses.

    To borrow from Nora Roberts, we're going to be getting a grip on our "fickle muse sluts".

    I'll show you how to analyze your muses' "disorders". Then, after much cuss and discuss, I'll give you the tools to reign in your creative divas and up your page counts.

    You''ll discover, like I did, that the secret to upping your page count isn't done by saying "up yours" to your muses. Oh no. We're talking you wine and dine those fabulous chicks. Whether it's with coffee and chocolate or whining about your wardrobe and feasting on the fabulous finds in some chic boutique.

    It's all about pampering those fickle sluts 'til you get out of them what you need.

    We'll start with topics like:

    'Unleashing Your Inner Sybil'

    'Writing Bipolar: I Suck vs. I'm a Genius'

    'What Do You Mean I'm Neurotic? No I'm Not. Well, Not Exactly. But Okay...There Are Times When. Like You Need to Know That. Anyway, I Was Thinking That My Jeep Is Red'

    'Rorschach For Writers: I See Dead Lines'

    'Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate, and Martinis Aren't Enough'

    Okay...that's all for now. Just a peek. Look for my Muse Therapy launch this spring!!!

    In the mean time, hunt down your fickle muse sluts and keep giving them mani/pedi combos. Come spring, they'll be glad you did and so will you.

    Sexy, Sassy, Smart Wishes --- D. D. Scott




    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    My muse is seriously neurotic -- she wants to come out when I have college papers to grade, and hides when I have free time in front of the computer. I'm looking forward to reading more ;-)

    Marie & Mirabella (the muse)

    February 17, 2009 at 10:16 AM  

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