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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
The D. D. Scott "Put Your Big Girl Panties On and Deal With It" Blog Tour Is Here!!!
Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!
Yesterday, at my grog The WG2E, I kicked-off my new, D. D. Scott "Put Your Big Girl (Or Boy) Panties On & Deal With It" Blog Tour!!!
Why?
Here's the thing...
Every week, on The WG2E, I share my Real Sales Numbers.
But...if I hadn't Indie Epubbed, I wouldn't be sharing Real Sales Numbers.
Why not?
Because I wouldn't have any Sales Numbers period!
I'd still be waiting...like I'd done for ten years...before finding the courage to go the Indie Epub route to launch my writing-for-publication career.
And in that ten years, I had a ton of beyond horror-story worthy experiences that damn near did me in.
If I hadn't learned how to...
Put My Big Girl Panties On & Deal With It
...there wouldn't be any D. D. Scott, bestselling books to the tune of now over 1000 Sales-a-Month, plus a D. D. Scott Reader and Fan Base that is beyond over the moon terrific and anxiously awaiting every new book I release!!!
My new Blog Tour will explore a ton of the over-the-top, super-huge, pile-of-crap snafus and experiences that have forced me to hang tough or give-up.
Yeah...Publishing is Tough...so
Put Your Big Girl (or Boy) Panties On & Deal With It!!!
But no worries...'cause, unlike me, you won't be stuffing yourself into your pull-ups alone...I'll be right there - only a couple clicks away - to perhaps save you a couple accidents, based on my own setbacks.
We'll talk:
1. Evil Editor Turds Be Damned
2. Grogging Your Way to Readers & Sanity
3. Making the Kindle Boards Work For U Without Making an Ass Of Yourself
4. Writing Bi-Polar: I Suck vs I'm a Genius
5. Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate and Martinis Aren't Enough
6. Flyin' High with Nair
Plus...much, much more!
So starting today (Tuesday, June 7th)...put on your pull-ups and begin the journey with me...as I share with you the Evil Editor Turds Be Damned experience that forever changed my life and writing-for-publication career path in one - as recorded on the RWA Conference CD Roms - moment of beyond horror-filled terror.
Evil Editor Turds Be Damned! is now posted at...
A Little Bit of Monika (Sassy Observations About Life...)
Here's a hint:
Also, I'm talkin' all-things-Grogging Your Way To Readers & Sanity at:
Author Sharon Hamilton's Blog
It's Your Turn, D. D. Scott-ville: Tell us a few of your writing-for-publication horror stories. Let us share your agony then help you defeat the despair...
Sexy Sassy Smart Put Your Big Girl Panties On & Deal W/It Wishes --- D. D. Scott
P.S. I sold over 300 books last week alone...and a total of 646 books in the last two weeks...how's that for defeating the despair?!Labels: Being a Gutsy Girl, Being a Gutsy Romance Writer Girl, Blogs2Follow, Blogville, Guest Blogging Today, Muse Therapy Extra Tips and Tidbits
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
MUSE THERAPY: How To Write Thru Anything...And I Mean Anything!!!
Good morning, Creative Divas and Dan!
Happy Hump Day!
And yesss...some of life's humps are much bigger than other...so Buckle-Up!
Oh...and also grab your Waffle Iron & Fluffy Heated Towels.
Why waffle irons & fluffy heated towels...as today's new Muse Arsenal Tools?
I'll give you the scoop today in my Hump Day Goddess Blog at
http://thenakedhero.com
Then I'll shore-up your 'Tude as in Attitude at
http://chicklitwriters.com/blog/
Today, I'm showing you - MUSE THERAPY-style - how to write thru anything...and I mean Anything!!!
Sexy Sassy Smart Write Thru Anything Wishes...Even Life's Rather Big-Ass Dismal Moments --- D. D. Scott
P.S. My Naked Hero Hump-Day Goddess Blog is up now...The Chick Lit 'Tude-torial usually takes a bit longer to show-up so use that one for your Lunch Break pick-me-up!!! My treats to you and your muses too!!!Labels: All-Things-Muses, Being a Gutsy Girl, Being a Gutsy Romance Writer Girl, Guest Blogging Today, Muse Therapy
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Today is My Naked Hero Hump-Day Goddess Debut!!!
Happy Hump-Day, All!!!
Today, we're taking a bit of a break from our regularly scheduled MUSE THERAPY Launch-Month Mayhem!
So let's Get Naked!!!
Naked as in the fabulous grog The Naked Hero!!!
http://thenakedhero.com
Why are we Getting Naked today in D. D. Scott-ville?
Well...drum roll here...because today is my Naked Hero Hump-Day Goddess Debut!!!
That's right! The secret is forever revealed!!! I AM the New Naked Hero Wednesday Goddess!!!
Ohhh yeahhh!!!
Mount Olympus will never be the same!!!
And yes, I know Hump-Day traditionally means the mid-week point.
But c'mon!
I'm now at The Naked Hero where it's certainly not all about traditional writing mind-sets, but rather all about stripping-down our heroes and the archetypes they personify.
So for my D. D. Scott Hump-Day Goddess Debut, we're playing with the "Hump" part of Hump-Day as in Let's Get Naked!
How?
By drinking Naked Juice - what I declare to now be the official nectar of The Naked Hero Goddesses!!!
So come on over to the http://thenakedhero.com and share a virtual shot of Naked Juice with all the Goddesses...
Sexy Sassy Smart Naked Hero and Naked Juice Wishes --- D. D. Scott
P.S. I'm Up & At 'Em a tad bit early today. I think the other Goddesses might still be snoozing. Check for my post on The Naked Hero around 3:30 AM Central Time!!! Can't wait to Get Naked w/y'all!!!Labels: All-Things-Muses, Blogs2Follow, Blogville, Guest Blogging Today, Muse Therapy, Where's D. D. Scott
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
I'm The Naked Hero's Guest Goddess Today! And We're Goin' Poppycock!!!
Morning, All!
Today, I'm beyond honored to be doing my first ever Guest Goddess Gig at the fabulous Tonya Kappes' The Naked Hero (http://tonyakappes.com) (http://thenakedhero.com) !!!
We're talkin' Muse Therapy via BOOTSCOOTIN' & POPPYCOCK DREAMS...and yes, I mean Poppycock as in the beyond sensational Prince Poppycock of America's Got Talent!
So put on your boots or your favorite dancing shoes and bring yourself (and your muses too) to The Naked Hero and Go Poppycock with us!!!
Sexy Sassy Smart BOOTSCOOTIN' & POPPYCOCK Wishes --- D. D. ScottLabels: Guest Blogging Today, Muse Therapy
Friday, July 9, 2010
Need a Neurotic Rejection Happy Hour Fix?
TGIF, All!
Need a reason to kick-off your Happy Hour a wee bit earlier than usual? Take a look at the beyond horrid (but still LOL) rejection anecdotes I posted today on my Savvy Author Guest Blog!
http://www.savvyauthors.com/vb/content.php?380-WHAT-DO-YOU-MEAN-I-M-NEUROTIC-NO-I-M-NOT-WELL-NOT-EXACTLY-BUT-OKAY-THERE-ARE-TIMES-WHEN-LIKE-YOU-NEED-TO-KNOW-THAT-ANYWAY-I-WAS-THINKING-THAT-MY-JEEP-IS-RED
Then drink-up, My Friends!!! Sending cyber toasts your way right now...
Sexy Sassy Smart No-Wonder-We're-Neurotic-Writers Wishes --- D. D. ScottLabels: Guest Blogging Today
Friday, October 2, 2009
Guest Blogging Today at Daily Dose!
TGIF!
For all of you who'd like to know a bit more about my Muse Therapy Online Classes and
Live Workshops, I'm guest blogging today at Daily Dose.
Here's the link:
http://dailydose-fantasyromance.blogspot.com/
It's my second Mini Blog Bit of Muse Therapy! Today's Bit is all about learning to be Queen or King of Your Creative Domain.
So stop on by and leave comments! I'll also be giving away a very special Muse
Therapy Treat to one lucky commenter!
Sexy Sassy Smart Muse Therapy Guest Blogging Wishes --- D. D. Scott
http://www.DDScott.com
http://twitter.com/ddscottromcomLabels: Guest Blogging Today
Monday, September 28, 2009
Guest Blogging Today w/a Muse Therapy Mini Blog Bit
Happy Monday All!
If you could use a Mini Blog Bit of Muse Therapy on this beyond blustery Autumn Monday, hop on over to Inside The Writer's Mind at http://carolannerhardt.blogspot.com/
Muse Therapy - D. D. Scott Style - is all about injecting life into tired and/or stressed out muses. As a Muse "Therapist", I give writers fun and fabulous tools to analyze their muses' funks, rein in their creative divas and up their page counts.
I'm thrilled to debut my Mini Blog Bits of Muse Therapy today by exploring your word witches' inner divas...think Sybil...yes, that Sybil...as in multiple personality disorder...the character played by Sally Field in the 1976 movie which won Field an Emmy.
Need help taming and/or unleashing your inner Sybil to up your page counts?
If so, check out Inside The Writer's Mind first then sign-up for my Muse Therapy Online Classes. For a complete schedule to date, go to http://www.DDScott.com/where.html
Sexy Sassy Smart Muse Therapy Wishes --- D. D. Scott
http://www.DDScott.com
http://twitter.com/ddscottromcomLabels: Guest Blogging Today
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